being a mortal and unmagic human being makes for a boring and unsatisfying life and one is always left wondering what life would be like if you were Magic and great
in this two part tutorial, you will learn how to transform yourself into a beautiful witch! or, if witch cramps yr style you can learn how to be a ghost!!
PART ONE: WITCH WID IT
it does not matter what kind of witch you wanna be (glamorous, evil, psychic),
*************it is crucial for a new witch to have a signature object that sets them apart from all the other witches of earth****************
this could be anything!!! a hair clip, a pink sweater, a crystal, etccccc..
but there is only one condition:
IT MUST BE CURSED,
YOU HAVE TO FEEL THE CURSE IN YOUR WITCH SOUL
you must not force the curse on the object/you must not search for it/it has to find yo uuuu
and represent your true witch nature
ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR SIGNATURE WITCH YOU HAVE MADE THE FULL TRANSFORMATION
YOU CAN CAST INFINITE SPELLS AND BEAUTIFUL HEXES
your nexxxt step is to decide what to use your powers for
REMEMBER: YOU ARE A DAMN ASS WITCH
Tip: make sure you cast a spell to live forever!!!!
as far as appearance goes, traditional witch attire is not required
recommended if that is what you love
THERE ARE (some) REQUIREMENTS WHEN REPRESENTING YOURSELF AS A PUBLIC WITCH:
- clothes that are soft to the touch!
- black SOMETHING, ANYTHIGN
- glitter at LEAST once a week
- tights, no matter what!!!!!!!also, also, also, alsomake sure the whole world knows that you are a withc.when you do something great, announce “ITS MY WITCHY NATURE”——————————-curtsying/bowing is important———————————————
PART II: GHOST WID THE MOST COMING SOON
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